what are you doing

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:
Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist
Losing it over some of y'all’s tags btw Here’s my favorites
and lastly.
good night

cipher-wise:

larhyperhair:
starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

egberts:

thefuzzydave:

She’s on morphine

woolandflax:

woolandflax:
woolandflax:
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

catmask:

catmask:
the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter
twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

fair-itself:

dear-ao3:
Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing

daaudball:

Hmmmm

the-haiku-bot:

geeoharee:
coonazz74:
whenever you see an egg shape you know this man is Up To Something
whenever you see
an egg shape you know this man
is Up To Something
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

randomitemdrop:

oneheadtoanother:
no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you’re doing on here
Item: Badge of the Chippy Hike; allows the wearer to proudly inform the world that they once walked to a nearby chip shop and ate some chips. It’s like those Pilgrim Badges that Medieval travelers would wear